We hate golf so much, we left out a link to an article, because the word reminds us of golf.
If you took the rules of golf and translated them into a Japanese instruction manual, you'd have Camelot's We Love Golf!, a game so insidious in nature that it's literally impossible to sound unexcited about it. But unexcited you will feel when faced with a shot meter more complicated and unintuitive than an actual round of golf. It is no surprise that early screenshots haven't shown a single glimpse of the horrid mechanism. I like Camelot's Mario Golf, but this thing is like its disappointing sister-game, Luigi Golf--and without the fun, stereotypical accent.
Basically, in order to tee off, the game requires you to do all of the same calculations required to launch the original Apollo space mission. Yeah, that stuff fits in your car radio now, but applying rocket science to a golf swing is a little more tricky.
There's a Wii Remote icon matching your swing, and you hold down A, equip the mithril armor, start your back-swing, and time it to the... Read more